Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.
10 December, 2004Family GuyHD
S3
E22 -
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
14 February, 2002Family GuyHD
S3
E21 -
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
07 February, 2002Family GuyHD
S3
E20 -
Road to Europe
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
31 January, 2002Family GuyHD
S3
E19 -
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
24 January, 2002Family GuyHD
S3
E18 -
From Method to Madness
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
17 January, 2002Family GuyHD
S3
E17 -
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
21 December, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E16 -
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.
20 December, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E15 -
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.
06 December, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E14 -
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
29 November, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E13 -
Screwed the Pooch
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
15 November, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E12 -
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
08 October, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E11 -
Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
19 September, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E10 -
Fish out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
05 September, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E9 -
Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
29 August, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E8 -
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
22 August, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E7 -
Lethal Weapons
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
15 August, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E6 -
Death Lives
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
08 August, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E5 -
And the Wiener Is...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
01 August, 2001Family GuyHD
S3
E4 -
One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
